MTC week 3

Hey guys sorry last times email was so bad, i had to rewrite it 3 times because of some tech problems, but this one should be better. basically i have the same schedule every week so it is up to me and my district to make the days memorable, meaning my journal gets roughly 3 sentaences instead of a page. hahahaha btw ive actually started writing and using one, everytime i write in it i pretend that i am writing a letter to like my 4th great grandkids, i garuntee they're gonna be saying that i was a big dope, i enjoy it:) So i actually do the choir here, and its really fun the director is the same as general conference and he is really fun, lots of stories, sorry theyre mostly just new versions of old church ones:) But singing is really cool around here, lots of fun!

Me and the other elders are pretty close, we work really well its lots of fun! BTW everyone needs to know this i was looking at my family history and i followed it so far back(on family search) that i actually found how we are directly related to the bible, go look up zerubabbel or son of shealtiel in the bible, because they are my direct ancestors, so if you dont know that more or less means, im pretty dope. Oh and we will have our first zone departure since ive been here, chapman parker hintze and stober are all leaving, its kinda lame because chapman is basically the best person ive met here, parker is a crazy convert the was a straight druggy and thug until about 1 year ago, hintze is a bit of a girl so we poke him a little, but he is ok with it i promise, stober is actually navy and probably one of the funniest people ever!!

Oh that reminds me, there is this puppet dragon that idk why its here but it is and is named the poo dragon, and when an unsuspecting plopper is on the throne, the dragon dances for they're entertainment as the lights flicker due to its power... i cried when i first heard about it. ive been hit 3 times, i guess you could say i am the lord of poop dragons. and also all 3 rooms in our zone have atleast 1 unused closet dedicated to food people send in, because sometimes you just have to skip dinner because last night was some nasty raspberry chicken rice and meatloaf, it was almost as bad as the presedential situation right now. (roasted america)

Also some other traditions for our zone are toothless tuesday we have an elder that had surgery so he has a fake tooth and tuesday is self explanitory. fat tie friday and we have some ugly ties, middle part monday referring to the hair part down the middle. Its pretty good around here.

Last thing i can think of is, being that we are a bunch of elders and left to create our own entertainment, we decided to make book of mormon D&D included with number generators, created by us, if you dont know what D&D is find out then this email will get worse for you.

Love elder conover(kong zhong lao)

PS i came in around 139 lbs and since i am now 150 lbs